avadakedavros:

i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength. it was beautiful.

cyberjock:

cooldudebro:

denchgang:

1st cum is amazing

2nd cum is kinda shitty but youre glad you did it

3rd cum is the worst feeling ever 

4th cum? get a life 

5th cum starting to reconsider

10th cum whole new level

25th cum ascension begins 

32nd cum enlightenment 

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  • Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  • Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

(Source: africant)

WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

(Source: uncutpayne)

"I hope my absence haunts you."

Six Word Story | achelei (via allineedissix)