If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

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mareeps:

once at my school this guy who had really long hair came in the next day with most of it cut out and nobody recognized him so a rumour went around that he died

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roughrimjob:

*dabs grease off pizza with a paper towel* I’m eating healthy

(Source: organmeat)

(Source: k1mkardashian)

eoliveson:

aziraphalesneakers:

Can’t go over it.

Can’t go under it.

Can’t go around it.

Gotta go through it.

Trying to explain depression or anxiety to someone who’s never experienced it.

This belongs here.

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bespectacledfleur:

cocoa-bean-corphish:

senorpacman:

You will not regret pressing play

you really will not regret pressing play

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prismplague:

mrdraklin:

This is what it’s like to work at Panera bread

thecitys:

ryangaysling:

The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body

mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb

(Source: hotelceilings)

DON’T U EVER LET SOME WEEDY TEEN BOY EVER MAKE YOU FEEL LESS THAN A TRILLION BILLION DOLLARS