I think the scariest thing about growing up is watching as everyone’s dreams and aspirations are put to the side in favor of reality
octopuses have three hearts
and they still couldnt love you
as much as i do
The hearts only job is to circulate blood by pushing it throughout your body and lungs. It is incapable of feeling love on its own.
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
THIS FUCKING 8 YEAR OLD GIRL JUST BEAT ME 11 TIMES AT SLED RACING ON CLUB PENGUIN I AM 16 WHY CANT I EVEN BEAT A CHILD AT A GAME FOR 7 YEAR OLDS FUCK YOU KAYLA2005 FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CLUB PENGUIN MEMBERSHIP AND YOUR SLED RACING SKILLS AND YOUR RAINBOW PUFFLE FUCK YOU FUCK CLUB PENGUIN I HATE YOU
i just want a boy who touches me distractedly
like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips im so
My Christmas list this year:
- Ice tea imported from England
- Lifeguards imported from Spain
- Towels imported from Turkey
- Turkey imported from Maine
i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep